last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.
Reblog for the last comment
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
Mad tv was better and will always be better than SNL even if SNL is still going on tbh
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
being unsociable and not wanting to leave the house isn’t something to aspire to
the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming