Wonderlanian
yes yes y'all.

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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pleasingpics:

Ways to make a guy fall madly in love with you
iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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cumprise:

Mad tv was better and will always be better than SNL even if SNL is still going on tbh

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