Wonderlanian
I'll get judged regardless, so fuck it. I might as well do whatever the hell I want.

So, after a long hard day of thinking and cleaning, I’ve come to the exciting conclusion: I need to get my shit together. For quite some time now, I’ve been unmotivated and……stupid, really. All I cared about was turning up. Shit gets old pretty quick. I didn’t make good grades, so to speak, I let some fuck niggas and fake friends stress me out. I stopped running and dancing. Basically, I’ve been a mess (a real mess) and I need to pick myself back up. I am the only person that can make myself happy and you can’t really make a home out of temporary people. It’s my decisions and my life, also my mistakes. So, I should learn from and keep growing and changing. So maybe it’s time for a change.

tropius:

i love sunflower seeds idc if theyre not nuts i love nuts and seeds alike.

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via snorlaxatives)

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

notchicken:

vicesandviagra:

notchicken:

notchicken:

vicesandviagra:

notchicken:

Why did the chicken cross the road

why

To get to the lil bitch

Knock knock

who’s there

the cHICKEN

(via notchicken)

monobeartheater:

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

and dicks are not

dicks get nasty clean that shit

(via gaygrl)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via happiest)


one of the best seddie/jathan gifs. look at their lips and you will understand.

backpat:

keeping up with theimage-ians

(via taggedbooty)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via moistbottom)


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